Nihonly Land, Two Trips

My last trip to Tokyo opened my eyes wide: that I should never go to more than one city except in a group tour.

I mean, back in 2024 I went to three cities and got burned out.

I was happy, undoubtedly, but was not satisfied. It was my first visit to Japan and apparently I made a bad decision that I kind of regret, although the decision itself was made due to my lacking of information and zero experience. But the thing that I regret most may be the lack of photographs that I take during that trip, the second one is the fact that I was tua di jalan because I took the wrong train to Takasaki so it took many hours, also the train ride to Kyoto took around 6 hours including the transit. Oh, also, it was very tiring to go mobile from one hotel to another bringing such huge suitcase filled with too much clothes that I ended up not wearing all of them.

I lost my Suica and didn't manage to buy Icoca 😢

Even so, that first one still made me so happy. Generally, visiting Japan just simply made me happy. 

In the first trip, I fell in love right away with Van Houten's hot chocolate that I find at vending machine. It was THE perfect drink for winter, not to mention it was delicious. I also enjoyed buying little food at konbinis, and started from that day at Maebashi having big cup noodle for dinner (or breakfast) becomes my new habit during travels. All thanks to those omega-3 soft-boiled eggs at the konbinis, because I swear to whatever gods worshipped by human beings, cup noodles combined with soft-boiled eggs is beyond perfect and it has the same value as Family Mart's Famichiki combined with egg sando. It's just that not all countries in the world have Family Mart let alone their Famichiki, so I guess it's something that is Japan-only.

Oh well, I didn't have photo of this combined with egg sando on first trip

Bad news, I didn't find Van Houten in the second trip. I don't know whether it was because it was still autumn or it was discontinued, and I'd like to have a little time to mourn if it was discontinued. And since I haven't moved on from Van Houten, I didn't drink any bottled chocolate drinks from vending machines because I was worried they would not be as good as Van Houten.

Wow, me and food and beverages. 

The other memorable things during the first umrah was me trying to pray at Yasaka Shrine, you know, that one where we throw coin, clap hands, etc. The experience itself made me so happy even though it doesn't mean I believe in the related faith, so I did it again and again and again in shrines I visited at the second trip 😂 even though each prayer only contained with the same wishes, it was so fun to do. The next fun thing (that makes me broke) is buying so many charms to grant certain wishes, I even bought two Hello Kitty charms in the second trip 😆😻

I didn't have photo of me praying so enjoy this one

me thinking it was sakura tree 

There's this little moment about buying charm back in Osaka. I was way too invested with gacha back then (well, until now, actually) so when I found a charm gacha at Tsutenkaku Tower--that only consists of love charm and money charm--I drew once and got the cute pink love charm which is a phone strap, so I put it on once I returned to Indonesia and yeay I got a boyfriend 😂😂😂😂😂 just kidding, well 50% serious although I have this little faith that all the gods in Japan had actually conspired to unite me with him even since before my flight 😂😂😂😂😂

the country where glass floors don't scare me

I was glad to finally have ramen in its origin. Not that I really want to die after doing it, though. I just never thought that 3 of the 4 ramen places would be found at Kyoto. 

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Chocofit, stop writing about food.

No, I swear I would but that ramen story was important because it's my purpose of life.

Months after the first trip, I started to regret that I didn't take much photos of views while I need them for phone and computer screensavers and backgrounds. I believe it was due to me being too mobile, that my brain didn't function fully to take photos meanwhile nearly every corner of Japan that I visit was photogenic. This motivates me to take the second trip, not to mention that the mobility keeps me from exploring THE Tokyo. I mean, what's the point of visiting Japan without exploring Tokyo?

So, there I took the second trip by the end of 2025. This time it was all Tokyo and my core purposes were Miffy and maple leaves, which is why I chose to go in autumn.

Since I only stayed in one hotel during the trip, I felt free and much happier. I was satisfied, even though I know I might be able to see and do so much more if I put more effort to wake up early in the morning (but NO, thank you, not when the temperature was 5 degrees). Every single day was only spent to explore places I've been excited to visit and adjusting my itinerary to my true interest. No more tua di jalan, no more dragging that heavy suitcase. All for me and my serotonin. Oh and I even took direct flights so bye bye long-time transits 👋

As a revenge to my stupidity back in Osaka when I missed Ichiran Ramen because the place was underground while I already walked back and forth in front of it without noticing, I took a chance right at day 1 to have dinner at nearby Ichiran. Turns out it was kinda far from the hotel and I even needed to walk through a long crossbridge over some railways 😦 and this time I was stupid again because I was starving. I mean, I knew I was starving but I decided to dine at the touristy ramen with long and winding queue, sometimes I'm surprised of how I can survive this life with this capacity of brain.

The next days were all fun and games, pure joy and happiness with a little bit of getting lost at, the usual, stations. It may be autumn and the low temperature may and may not freeze me outside, but this trip reminds me that low temperature is nothing compared to the wind. It just felt like air conditioner before the wind. 

not Bekasi citizen facing autumn wind

Honestly, the daily temperature in the first days didn't force me to put scarves on until that one damn wind at Omotesando 😓 I mean it was my sixth day and I've always been fine without scarves (wait no, I got chilled by the wind at Wednesday night on my way back to hotel but eh~), so I thought what's the use of scarves anyway, most especially because it was still a little warm in the morning. While I thought that Omotesando wind has hit me enough, it got worse at the inside of Ueno Station. I understand that the place was half-opened but it still didn't occur to me how the freezing wind can fill the room not any slightly different than when I was outside. All for that soon-to-be retiring Suica's penguin store, where I ended up not purchasing much due to the unbelievable prices (well, excuse me for being a citizen of receding country which currency value persistently degrades day by day). 

But anyway, back to the topic, this second trip truly made me happy. Despite finding it hard to take photos of me with tripod, I still took way much more photos than in the first trip, even I had three Instagram story highlights! I had that much fun and I really wanted to share them all as much as I wanted to keep the memory closest to my heart and mind. I also wanted to have enough photo stocks for backgrounds and screensavers so that I would not think that I'm lacking of them again that may lead me to plan the third trip.

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Well, I still want to do the third one, though 👀

But really, bet me, it would not happen this year because I want to go ski-ing this time, also I really want to experience snow so my next destination must not be other than Hokkaido area. 

Wait, but...I actually wrote this wish last week...

maybe I can switch it to Miffy Cafe Bangkok?

Honestly, this year I really want to visit Taipei, Taiwan, because I know how easy it is to apply for visa and I've been quite well-informed that the country resembles Japan, only the currency is cheaper and more people speak English. But then some people told me not to go because the country had been kinda occupied by China again, so they thought I might find it hard to return home.

Well, but, doesn't it sound nice? It means I can #kaburajadulu without effort, no? 👀

Anyway, back to the topic again, I was so happy to explore (not all) Tokyo. It was fun to get lost, take many train rides, walk through some places and enjoy all the views and vibes all by myself. The greatest point of solo trip is I can focus on myself and everything I do, including every step I take, every stop I made, even every little dumb thing I did becomes core memory. It almost feels like the world revolves around me and it makes me super duper happy. Mind you, Tokyo is clearly crowded and over-tourist, even it was almost impossible to take photos of me alone and empty spots, but I love being there. Despite the fact that I haven't visited the whole city yet, I swear I want to return there if anyone asked me to or, even better, funded me to. I think my sister would ask me to accompany her someday soon, because she really wants to go to Sanrio Puroland, which I didn't visit because it was too far from my stay at Ikebukuro, same reason why I didn't go to Disney Sea. As for me, LET'S FUCKING GO~!

Oh, before I end this post, I need to express my gratitude of finally being able to visit Tokyo Tower and the adorable Gotokuji Temple! I actually planned to visit Tokyo Skytree in my itinerary but a day before the planned day I had a doubt and checked some reviews, and ended up coming to Tokyo Tower BECAUSE how come I didn't think of it before? It was THE Magic Knight Rayearth location! Who knows I might be invited by Princess Emerald to come to Zephyr, become a Magic Knight, and save the land? 

Welp, but I wasn't 😒 not even Mocona summoned me to participate in the trial to become the new pillar. How unfair.

I am super delighted to finally reach Gotokuji Temple by the next day. Honestly, I didn't have high hopes because I didn't want to wake up early to avoid less crowd, but I still headed there and...well, yeah, it was super crowded but thankfully I still managed to pray, buy charms and merchandises, and take photos of me. It was super nice to be there, even with that big crowd the place was still cozy. Those cat statues were super adorable too, I wish I can take better photos of them.

I didn't realize this on the second trip. I knew since the first trip that I understand why people love and choose to go to this certain country and ignore the others. I understand it very well. Oh, and, I haven't written about my Miffy adventure yet, but I think I'll save it for another day because I want to combine it with the one in Singapore. 

See you after Sapporo!

...or, Nagasaki? 👀

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Malas, Cinlok, dan Akhir Tak Bahagia

Yuhu! 

Bjir pas gue liat lagi ternyata terakhir gue nulis udah 2019, 4 tahun lalu! Ain't time goes by so fast with all those crazy pandemics and stuff? 

Pandemi kemaren gak main-main sih, karena gue dan temen-temen gue banyak ngalamin kehilangan orang-orang terdekat yang pastilah nggak tergantikan. Tapi gue bukan mau cerita-cerita sedih sih di sini, like, udahlah, sedih-sedihannya udah cukup pas ditinggal kemaren aja. Gue justru mau cerita apa ya...tentang kemalasan gue. Wakakak.

Ya, jadi gini, tahun ini kan intinya gue genap satu dekade single. Apa aja sih yang gue dapetin selama 10 tahun ini? Yang jelas, sih, satu: rasa malas. Malas mencari pasangan, malas mencari teman kencan, malas ikut online dating, malas drama, malas melayani orang-orang nggak jelas apalagi stranger, malas scroll halaman dating apps yang ujung-ujungnya cuma buat swipe kiri foto orang-orang yang tidak visual, intinya gue malas sekali mengundang orang baru secara aktif. Artinya apa nih, Bang Messi?

Artinya, gue sang pakar cinlok cenderung demen sama yang ada di depan mata aja. Meskipun mereka obviously bloody bright red flag. 

Bentar, kok gue jadi malas ya melanjutkan nulis ini? WKWK makanya judulnya jangan 'Malas' dong!

Tapi, kemalasan gue, tuh, sebenernya bukan cuma soal itu aja. Sering gue tuh misalnya pengen melakukan sesuatu, udah kepikiran nih mau dikerjain, tapi tiba-tiba malas dan nggak jadi. Ini mencakup apa aja sebenernya, termasuk mendaftarkan kantor buat ikutan beauty contest di perusahaan tempat temen gue kerja yang notabene membawa gue selangkah menjadi partner di kantor, ya walaupun emang guenya nggak mau jadi partner, orang gue kepengen switch career jadi istri duda kaya childfree budak korporat di perusahaan, kok. Wkwkwk.

Oke, balik lagi ke soal malas mencari partner, sang pakar cinlok akhirnya kena batunya. Ya soalnya gini aja deh, gue udah bergabung di 'suatu tempat' selama 7 tahun lebih dan nggak pernah di situ ketambahan anggota yang sangat menarik secara visual. Oh bukan, bukan berarti gue nggak pernah naksir siapapun di situ, pernah kok, malah pernah gue ceritain di sini. Cuma waktu itu gue naksirnya agak lamaan bukan yang love at the first sight tapi karena sering interaksi, dan setelah dia pun nggak ada orang lain sama sekali yang bikin gue merasakan hal serupa. Bayangin aja, gue naksir si sugar-sugar itu sekitar akhir 2015 sampe...entahlah, mungkin tengah atau akhir 2016? Setelahnya cuma bergabung anggota-anggota hopeless yang tidak menarik secara visual dari tahun ke tahun, gimana bisa gue percaya bakal bergabung anggota menarik? Jadi gue tantangin aja sekalian dengan bilang: 

Gue mah, nggak bisa, lah, naksir-naksir orang dari online dating dan dikenalin, gue bisanya naksir sama yang datang ke depan mata gue. 

Tentunya dengan ekspektasi bahwa sampai kapan pun nggak akan pernah gue naksir siapapun karena yang datang ke depan mata gue nggak pernah cukup taksir-able.

Beberapa bulan menuju satu dekade kejombloan gue, akhirnya gue kena. Cuma ini naksirnya bukan sekadar karena cinlok sih, ya, melainkan juga karena targetnya cakep WKWKW cuma dibilang love at the first sight nggak tepat juga, mungkin lebih tepat kalo tertantang at the first sight gak, sih AWOKAOKWOAKWO I mean like, 'oke, lo lucu, walau aneh, tapi lucu, gue suka' gitu. Cuma, ya, mungkin karena ketemu tiap hari dan gue nggak (seberapa) ngincer buat jadi pacar dan beliaunya juga masih ada pacar ya jadi gue nggak melancarkan serangan kilat. Hubungan gue sama dia juga cuma sebagai sesama keyboard warrior yang saling ngemodus dan ngegombalin semacam di Portland, lagu favorit gue ini:

Breathe it in just to keep us dysfunctional

We’re holding strings to see who’s more delusional

You lead me on to the edge of my seat

As I'm hanging on to every word to make ends meet

Expanding options as we run out of things to say

LED screens with small talks just to display

Conveying scenes that could fuck my whole day up

And sinking feelings, would this be enough?

Well, long story short, in the end we confirmed that we indeed adore each other, we like each other, we want each other, cuma karena ada tembok tinggi? atau jurang yang sangat dalam? kita bahkan nggak bisa jadi pacar selain karena emang gue nggak mau berurusan dengan keribetan status pacar yang selama ini selalu bikin gue jadi orang problematik. Also, we knew exactly that our sad ending is before our eyes jadi mending nggak usah dinaikin statusnya and we just have fun with the present, making every moment worth spending, while I make sure we're both happy with every single time spent together. Ada gila-gilanya, sih, emang, udah tau nggak bisa bersatu, nggak bisa dapat happy ending, tapi digas terus wkwkwkw well but that's just what it is. When this ends, I don't want us to hate each other or to recall what we had in pain, I want us to remember us as one of the nicest memories in our lives. 

Oh, ya, balik lagi ke soal kemalasan, guenya juga aneh, deh, sepanjang situationship ini (dan dari sebelumnya, sih). Kayaknya kemalasan gue melakukan apa-apa tuh makin bertambah, ya itu, mau melakukan ini-itu tapi keburu malas dan akhirnya nggak jadi. Mau baca ulang chat gue sama dia, malas. Mau bilang suka/sayang properly, malas. Mau muji apanya gitu, malas. Bahkan mau cemburu atau curiga terkait misalnya dia berhubungan sama orang lain juga malas karena emang gue nggak ada hak awkowkoakoak tapi di sisi lain nggak apa-apa, deh, gue malas. Abisnya kalo nggak banyak malasnya nanti semuanya dikerjain dan ujungnya jadi baper sampe rusak mental health kayak yang udah-udah, padahal pacaran aja enggak. Ini juga, sih, yang bikin gue jadi nggak mau dapet status pacar, begitu putus pasti bakalan hancur lebur guenya, walau nggak tau juga, sih, ya, setelah satu dekade masih sama atau nggak. Cuma, 'kan, mending diantisipasi dari sekarang daripada bablas dan guenya rusak beneran sampe nggak bisa sembuh lagi.

Kayaknya satu dekade single ini bikin gue jadi terlalu nyaman sendirian dan terlalu sayang sama diri sendiri, deh. Gue jadi bener-bener nggak mau lagi kehilangan diri gue sendiri kayak kalo dulu suka atau jadian sama orang. Pun ketika beliau bilang ingin sesuatu dari gue, yang kalo didenger sama gue yang dulu pasti gue akan berbunga-bunga dan mengiyakan, gue tetap teguh nggak mau mengabulkan karena gue udah memutuskan untuk nggak memiliki itu dengan siapapun due to financial and mental health issues. Lagian juga, kenapa dia pengen itu, sih, dari gue? 'Kan, gen dia udah cakep wkwkwk kalo digabung sama gue apa gak terancam rusak? AWKOAWOWKOAKWOAK~

Baiklah, jadi, kayaknya sekian dulu cerita gue tentang kemalasan dan percinlokan ini. Intinya sih, sendirian itu enak banget, sempurna, bahkan mungkin terbaik buat gue, tapi ternyata kalo ada orang yang suka dan gue juga suka rasanya hidup jadi lebih lengkap meski statusnya nggak bisa naik :')

I'm perfect all by myself, but your presence brightens up my days

Oh anyway, we do everything in the dark. Nobody, especially people in our circle, is allowed to know about this. As for me, I cannot let too much people know about us too, because...

well...

I have a reputation to maintain :)

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d u f f

Finally, I am a Master of Intellectual Property Law.

After three years. Yep, three straight years. I've always been wondering why post-graduate students sometimes do not make it just in two years, what could be so hard in writing the thesis, but BAM! It happened to me.

I could not make it in the first semester due to the late assignment of lecturer-in-charge. He was assigned on April while the last presentation would be on June or July. I believed I would not make it just in three months, especially because I have lost all the mood and thrills, also I got a lot to do at workplace.

I almost made it in the second semester, but then a loss happened. A big, sudden loss I never experienced, ever. I mean, this sort of loss happened several times, but they never affected me since as you see, I am not sort of a person easily attached to things, to people. But this one loss affected me. Like...

I don't even want to talk about what kind of loss it is. I never do.

So, I decided to give up on that semester and just tried to recover myself by drawing and drawing so much. I even had my debut at a comic market event, the 12th Comic Frontier or Comifuro 12, since I had a lot of drawings scattered so I thought why didn't I just make them into fan-merchandises and sell them. Turns out that the selling was better than expected. I didn't know there are people in this country beside me who would pay enough attention to Marvel's Venom.

In the third semester, I started to think that I don't want to pay a big amount of money anymore to the campus so I started writing. Actually, maybe, the writing itself does not really take three semesters, I can even make some revisions just in two days, but to find the mood was a hard work, really -_- good thing I finally made it. 

And actually, I heard from a friend that my ex lover is currently studying business law in the same campus with mine. When I heard it, I started calculating when he would graduate and whether we would meet at the graduation ceremony. Since I am bad at math (and everything else), I was terrified and finally found another reason to just finish the thesis and graduate. When everything was done, I tried calculating again and found out that actually we would never meet at the ceremony. My last chance to finish the study is the next semester, means I must be graduating by January 2020 or I would got dropped out. Meanwhile, he is a student of class 2018 and the earliest graduation for him is still in July 2020. Not to mention I still do not want to pay more money to the campus, that I'd rather use that amount to go traveling.

Besides, so what if we met? He didn't even pay for my ceremony :p

Still, I do not want to see him. Not anywhere, not especially in the ceremony. The only place where I want to see him is on my screens.

As one of my children, Daffi R. Zainal.

Well then, until the ceremony.

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Dear Organda dan Supir-Supir Sialan

Kalian ini emang bener-bener makhluk laknat tidak tahu diri dan tidak tahu terima kasih.

Bertahun-tahun saya pakai jasa kalian, dari mulai harga masih di bawah lima ribu sampai sekarang sudah hampir sepuluh ribu mendekati ongkos bis, kalian sama sekali tidak pernah berubah. Kalian tai semuanya.

Kalian, supir-supir sialan, tidak pernah memberikan pelayanan baik kepada penumpang. Entah apa motif kalian tapi penyakit kalian yang selalu saya lihat dari era ke era itu adalah jika bertemu dengan sesama kalian maka kalian akan kebut-kebutan. Sungguh, itu memuakkan dan tidak berfaedah. Bahkan merugikan penumpang, apalagi jika mobil sedang dalam keadaan kosong. Sekarang mungkin lomba itu sudah tidak kalian lakukan lagi, tapi kebut-kebutan melawan entah apa tetap kalian lakukan. Kalian tidak pernah peduli dengan kondisi jalanan, mau jalanan mulus atau tidak mulus. Kalian tidak pernah peduli dengan penumpang yang terganggu, bahkan terlempar, ketika kalian sedang ngebut. Saya bahkan pernah beberapa kali mendapati ibu-ibu tua terlempar atau apalah ketika kalian ngebut, dan kalian hanya bisa minta maaf padahal jangan-jangan anggota tubuh si ibu sudah bergeser atau terluka apalagi ibu itu sudah tidak muda lagi. Hei kontol Ultron, kalau segala hal bisa diselesaikan dengan maaf lalu apa gunanya ada penegak hukum?

Kebiasaan lainnya yang tidak kalah memuakkan adalah kalian seenaknya menurunkan penumpang sebelum sampai ke tujuan, dengan alasan mobil kosong lah, apa lah, kalian ada keperluan lain lah, peduli setan. Masih mending kalau ketika penumpang diturunkan langsung bisa naik ke mobil berikutnya yang datang, ini seringkali mobil berikutnya datang begitu lama dari saat diturunkan. Kan bangsat. Buang-buang waktu. Kenapa sih kalian harus melakukan itu? Kenapa kalian nggak antarkan kami, penumpang, sampai tujuan apapun yang terjadi karena itu kan tugas kalian? Kenapa kami harus peduli dengan mobil kosong dan urusan kalian yang lebih penting daripada mengantar kami? Kalian sedang bekerja di jam kerja. Kalau memang ada urusan lain, kenapa kalian tetap menyupir angkot dan mengambil penumpang? Nggak usah aja dari awal bisa kan? 

Yah, kalian memang makhluk laknat layak binasa, mana ngerti sih logika semacam ini.

Lalu yang lebih lucu lagi adalah belum lama ini sewaktu ojek dan taksi online mulai menjamur, kalian demo. Kalian, para supir bangsat sialan tidak tahu diri dan tidak berperikepenumpangan ini. Kalian demo karena kalian kehilangan penumpang. Penumpang berkurang, penghasilan berkurang. Heh. Serves you right, peju amuba. Kalian pikir kalian ini siapa? Kalian pikir kalian berhak demo dan protes dengan tuntutan semacam itu? Memang kalian sudah melakukan apa sehingga merasa lebih layak mendapatkan penumpang daripada ojek dan taksi online? Sudah memberi pelayanan yang terbaik untuk penumpang? 

Jangan bikin saya ketawa, deh.

Setelah hype demo-demo ojek online berakhir, saya pikir kalian berubah. Memang sih, kualitas mobil angkot ditingkatkan. Saya hampir udah nggak pernah lagi menemukan mobil tua butut dipakai untuk mengangkut penumpang, semuanya mobil baru. Tapi yah, itu saja. That’s that. Selebihnya, perilaku kalian yang saya bahas di atas tidak berubah sama sekali. Kalian masih ngebut dan seenaknya menurunkan penumpang. Padahal justru penumpang lebih membutuhkan perbaikan perilaku daripada infrastrukturnya. Buat apa mobil baru dan bagus jika kami masih tidak diantarkan sampai ke tujuan?

Organda, pernah nggak kalian peduli dengan keadaan ini? Saya bukannya tidak sadar dan tidak mau tahu, kok, bahwa supir-supir sialan kalian itu berperilaku layaknya manusia purba karena sistem kejar setoran yang kalian terapkan. Kalian nggak ingin melakukan perbaikan apa, gitu, untuk bersaing dengan ojek online dalam memberikan pelayanan terbaik ke penumpang?

Sincerely,

Pengguna angkot selama 18 tahun

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There is No Such Thing As 'Pelakor'

Enggak ada itu yang namanya 'pelakor', yang mana adalah singkatan dari 'perebut laki orang'. Istilah yang beken dipake sama ibu-ibu maupun gadis-gadis jaman now, terutama yang aktif berselancar di internet, untuk menyebut wanita yang mendapatkan pasangan (laki-laki) yang sebelumnya adalah pasangan (bisa pacar atau suami) wanita lain. 

Gue sendiri nggak tau kapan istilah ini lahir di kalangan warganet maupun yang bukan warganet, tapi kayaknya sih udah lama, semenjak kasus mamat dhani yang nikah sama mvlan setelah cerai dari istrinya yang udah ngasih 3 anak cakep bener, m4i4. Sori, nama-nama ini terpaksa gue sensor karena males kalo nanti ada yang search nama mereka di Google terus muncul link postingan gue ini. Nah semenjak kasus itu, warganet terutama yang cewek jadi rame-rame nge-bully si mvlan di medsosnya terutama di instagarem. Bahkan sampe ada akun khusus haters-nya dia di instagarem, yang isinya post dan berita jelek-jelek soal dia itu.

Selain mvlan, artis lain yang disebut pelakor dan juga di-bully rame-rame sama warganet di medsosnya itu ayv think think, yang dulu emang sempet digosipin deket sama rapi amat setelah dia jadi lakinya gigi bukan hadid. Bahkan sampe soal dia bikin clothing line yang foto-fotonya ngambil dari situs clothing line luar negeri pun warganet, loh, yang ngasih tau hahahaha banyak kerjaan banget, yah, warganet yang mantengin kehidupan dia. Bahkan di berita artis lain pun bukan nggak mungkin dia tetep disebut-sebut dengan prestasinya sebagai pelakor itu.

Warganet oh, warganet.

Eh tapi sekarang konon katanya nyebutnya udah bukan lagi pelakor tapi 'valakor', plesetan dari Valak, setan di film The Conjuring. Jadi si perebut laki orang itu disamain sama si Valak gitu mungkin, ya. 

Anyway,

Menurut gue, enggak ada itu yang namanya pelakor. Perebut laki orang. Nonsense.

Perebut. Berasal dari kata 'rebut' dan diberi imbuhan pe- di depan, sebagai penanda kata benda. Rebut sendiri menurut KBBI adalah:

re.but /rêbut/

• v rampas, ambil dengan paksa (barang orang)

(1) Rampas, (2) Ambil dengan paksa. Apa yang dirampas dan diambil? Barang milik orang lain. Apa sih arti kata barang menurut KBBI?

ba.rang¹

1. n benda umum (segala sesuatu yang berwujud atau berjasad): -- cair; -- keras
2. n semua perkakas rumah, perhiasan, dan sebagainya: --nya untuk membayar utang
3. n bagasi; muatan (kereta api dan sebagainya)
4. n muatan selain manusia atau ternak: truk yang mengangkut -- terguling di tikungan itu 

Dari definisi nomor 1 sampai 4 nggak ada satu pun yang menyebutkan bahwa barang itu bisa berarti manusia, bahkan di definisi nomor 4 jelas disebut bahwa barang bisa berarti muatan KECUALI manusia atau ternak.

Jadi apakah mungkin yang namanya laki orang, dalam hal ini pacar seseorang atau suami seseorang bisa direbut? Ya mungkin aja, kalo pacar atau suami itu barang. Kan ada tuh orang yang menikahi sex doll. Kalo itu, sih, masuk akal banget. Ketika si sex doll yang udah berstatus suami seseorang ini diambil sama cewek lain dan dinikahi, baru bener itu istilah si cewek itu merebut suami orang. Dan karena sesuatu yang direbut itu haruslah berupa barang milik orang lain, dalam hal ini kan berarti benda mati yah, bukan manusia atau hewan, berarti pada saat direbut maka si barang ini tidak mungkin melakukan perlawanan, toh? 'Kan, benda mati. Kalo manusia atau hewan, pasti masih bisa melawan atau menolak, atau memberontak, atau meronta, apapun namanya yang dilakukan seseorang atau sesehewan ketika dia tidak menerima perlakuan tertentu.

Jelas, 'kan, nggak mungkin suami atau pacar orang itu masuk kategori barang kecuali dia sex doll? 

Lagian, suami dan pacar orang itu enggak direbut, lah. Kalo barang direbut ya wajar, barang nggak bisa melakukan perlawanan. Lah ini suami dan pacar yang jelas-jelas manusia dan bisa melawan kok bisa direbut? Berarti mereka nggak melakukan perlawanan juga, 'kan? Dan karena manusia, maka nggak melakukan perlawanan itu berarti 'setuju' direbut sama si 'pelakor', yang artinya merekanya emang mau pindah ke cewek baru itu, dan udah nggak mau lagi sama si istri atau pacar. Berarti enggak ada perebutan di sini. Karena merebut itu adalah tindakan aktif satu pihak, sedangkan obyek yang direbut ya pasif aja, nggak melawan. Sedangkan dalam hal suami atau pacar orang berpindah ke lain cewek, artinya 'kan ada persetujuan antara cewek yang baru dengan si suami atau pacar tersebut? Kalo si suami atau pacar itu nggak setuju atau melawan, dan tetep mau bertahan dengan istri atau pacar yang sekarang, maka nggak akan ada toh yang namanya perpindahan ke lain cewek?

Jadi, 'pelakor' itu nggak ada, ya, mbak-mbak, ibu-ibu, dan seluruh warganet yang budiman. Cewek yang kegenitan ngegodain suami dan pacar orang mungkin ada aja (begitu pula cowok), tapi kalo suami dan pacar yang digoda enggak mau sama si cewek itu maka nggak akan ada tuh suami dan pacar yang 'direbut'. Lagipula, 'kan warganet ini udah pada pintar, ya, masa' sih masih harus diajarin lagi kalo yang namanya hubungan percintaan itu melibatkan dua orang?

Kalo cuma satu orang itu namanya bukan percintaan, tapi pengharapan.

Ngerti?

Kalo ngerti, stop menggunakan istilah 'pelakor' ini, yah. Dan stop mem-bully cewek-cewek seperti mvlan, ayv think think, dan sejenisnya. Bully aja lakinya, 'kan mereka yang mau selingkuh? :p 

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